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Diary of a Married Bachelor - Day 2

by Bald Man on May 1st, 2008

7:00 AM - Huh?!? Wha!!! Man those school buses are loud… and early! Mental note: close window before going to sleep.

9:30 AM - The natives are hungry.

10:30 AM - Once again I forgot to feed myself. Looks like school won’t be starting for a few more minutes.

Hungry Hippo

1:00 PM - Hungry again! So that’s where all the money goes. These kids want to eat every day… multiple times!

3:30 PM - School’s done for the day, and aside from reminding Jake about “personal space” a few times it went swimmingly. Now, a bit of play and a bit of rest before dinner time.

4:30 PM - Truly this is a magical hour. It’s no wonder that Oprah is on this time of day…

6:00 PM - More food!?! How often does Kerri feed them!?!

Little Engine

6:30 PM - One day down… four to go. I think I can… I think I can… I think I can…

9:30 PM - Kids are in bed. All is quiet on the home front. Back to reviewing some Axis & Allies strategy articles for the next time.

images: hippo | train

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2 opinions for Diary of a Married Bachelor - Day 2

  • Hsien Lei
    May 2, 2008 at 9:51 am

    LOL You’re hilarious! It’s true that they are constantly asking for food but you don’t actually have to give them any every single time. ;)

  • Bald Man
    May 2, 2008 at 11:24 am

    I suppose you’re right. If I ignore them long enough, they’ll eventually pass out and stop talking. :p

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