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Marriage Actually - An honest look at marriage

by Bald Man on September 30th, 2007

statue “My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher.”
~Socrates.

“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”
~Jimmy Durante.

“It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t.”
~Spike Milligan

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